Thank you for calling 911. In order to serve you better, your call is being routed to the police department, fire department, hospital or mortuary best able to help you.
If your home is being broken into, press 1. If the intruder is armed, press 2. If the intruder is in the room from which you are making this call, press 4. If you are attempting to avoid detection and have turned off the lights, press 233920029372, followed by the pound sign.
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If you want to know the choices in other states press 1776 followed by the number of stars indicating the order in which that state was admitted to the union. For a listing of the order of admission, press 4. To repeat this message, press 2. If you are still bleeding, press down hard on the wound. — Dick Daniel in the PASTOR”S STORY FILE
